Sam Sabori

I’ve been working on these.

It’s really not that good. I feel like I’m listening to something targeted to high school girls. Am I being pretentious? Pas du tout. The movie was decent, not great, but decent. Remember how everyone was jiving about Napoleon Dynamite? Remember how voting for Pedro got a little redundant? I guess what I’m trying to say is, enough with the Moldy Peaches.

I’m about 20 minutes into my run on the treadmill and a lady walks by, we make awkward eye contact. And I this has never happened to me, what I’m about to tell you; I’m usually pretty good at keeping this in. As she was walking by, I say, “SHE LOOK LIKE A MAN,” in my best miss swan voice. It slipped. I started laughing to myself. She gave me a snarl and a pec flex. Yeah, one of those ones that make the boobies go up and down.

Scott and Glenn’s time on the web is limited; watch the vids before they disappear.

Sam, come on! I didn’t think you were one of those bloggers; step your game up. What have you even been up to, I don’t even know anymore. That skit you and Eric did was ________. I heard about you and Savannah. You guys are still cool though, right? Hey what did you think of I’m Not There? Me too. You still doing that music stuff? Oh, you bought some recording equipment, that’s cool. So you are going to actually be recording music now? That’s exciting, what kind of style are you going to try and emulate? …never heard of them. Dude, what happened to your windshield? Yeah, that happened to my mom’s car a few years back, I hate rocks. How much is that going to cost? Dude, have you listened to the new Young Man Young Man? Right—I meant Man Man. That CD is too legit to quit! You want me to check out The Dodos? Best album this year? Wow. Sweet, thanks man! Alright, it was good catching up. When you going to update next? Ooh, ok.